Weeaboo Meme

Nov 26, 20137 min read

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Kyoju-Hikari

Published: Nov 26, 2013

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Stolen from usaginu

Let's see how many times I cringe while going through this.

[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[/] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. [ Different. Not Separate. ]
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention. [ Sob. ]
[ ] You cosplayed there. [ Sob. ]
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[x] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. [ Well my family is asian so... ]
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. [ Continues to grossly sob. ]
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese.
[/] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. [ That wouldn't be my top reason. ]
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
~~[x] You're in love with a fictional anime character.~~
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. [ I wouldn't compare them. ]
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. [ But the school I went to most of my life hated anime?? ]
[/] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[/] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. [ Please stop. ]
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[/] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". [ Er. ]
[/] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[/] You think Japan is the best character. [ Although I really ~~love~~ like Kiku and he is my favorite character, I wouldn't call him the best character. I would rather not compare again actually. ]
[/] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. [ If I had more. *tear* ]
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. [ Cross out anime and replace it with "Japanese" hahahhh *slapped* ]
[x] You changed your name to something Japanese. [ EMPHASIS ON CHANGED THAT WAS THE PAST. ]
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[/] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. [ Otaku is an equally distasteful term, especially in Japan. ]
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. [ I am going to cry-- that is Swedish. ]
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person. [ By not putting an 'x' I mean to imply that I would date whomever I want. *probably won't do that until I'm a grandma* ]
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. [ In my opinion, they are really enjoyable to watch after watching the subs. ~~Like Hetalia.~~ ]
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. [ It's seiyuu, not seiyu. *slapped x50* ]
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[/] You write fanfics for English class. [ References, not full on fanfictions. I mean I'm not that creative to make my own characters. ]
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.

Score: 19.5 [ omg I got the same score as usaginu ]

Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.

I have no words for this meme.